My Dog Is Not A Snake

A poem inspired by:

 
My dog is not a snake,
let me make that perfectly clear,
and while we’re on the subject,
that guitar is not a beer.

The carpet that you’re standing on,
is not a drinking straw,
and the hole that you just walked through,
aint a pumpkin, it’s a door.

There’s a fine line of distinction,
between a teapot and a rake,
which only serves to clarify,
that my dog is not a snake.