I Don’t Care How You Are!

A poem inspired by…

I’m not looking for a detailed report,
when I ask you how you are,
anything more than a nod and a smile,
is already going too far.

Complaints about your crappy life,
are not what I want to hear,
and I don’t need to know you’re recovering,
from a bad case of diarrhoea.

Just tell me that you’re doing fine,
even if that’s not the case,
or I’ll find it hard to stop myself,
from screaming in your face.